Fight with wife

I paste this joke here. These jokes was sent to me by somebody...hope u'll enjoy....

1.My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

2.My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that
goes from 0 to 150
in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

3.When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...